Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Saw A Hardcore Parody

Syndrome Monster

ever? Yes, come on, sometimes, not every day ...

Start the morning that you wake up in the cafe au lait and croissant puccia not 'no satisfaction.
So eat all the grains of sugar in the meantime had detached and fallen into the bag of the pack. And then add a little 'coffee in the coffee, which thus acquires more flavor, you never know.
get to work and walk past a bar and repress the urge to get in and get another good coffee, croissants and maybe another, maybe at least it tastes good, not as packed as you ate standing reflected in the refrigerator home. But hold on, you know that we will break at 11.00 and I comfort you with something better: a good coffee and a pastry, small, a miniature, hazelnut cream, or perhaps hope, pistachio ....

And this is just the beginning, and if you work out. Because if you work from home is a disaster .... something wicked. You're up to 8 or so, you've had breakfast in that way, a little 'exercise, but still the damn strange feeling that there is something you have not sent down last night at dinner ... Consider the fact that the heat does spoil the food and certainly have eaten something not cool .... or perhaps drinking too much cold water ....

not gastroenteritis, is the monster from the stomach empty.

Meanwhile rearrange the day: you have to finish writing that piece, review the final part of the CV in English oltreatlantico you want to send, read mail if any answers to your questions and forget about thinking hard about the steps that you've decided to make a loved one ... Then define the precise timing of the duration of each activity and parts ... in slow motion, so that you find yourself in oxygen debt and the fixed idea in mind, rather than relegated to where you thought of putting it.
The second coffee of 10.00 seems to distance yourself from the rest of the world. At least for 15 minutes. Then comes the Monster. Need carbohydrates and nothing better than a pack of crackers, unsalted, whole, natural. Yes, Avogli, if he is laughing heartily. Nothing, nothing and you're already running out with the rub over the peanut butter bought almost a month ago and you had to take sandwiches to be added as reinforcement to prepare for hiking in the mountains. Luckily you do not have maoinese, but the thought of the taste makes you even more languorous and your crackers stuffed seem worse than the packaged croissant. Drink half your bottle of 500 cc of water, so "no stone walls and stretch your hand to the shelf ... Something is always ready to lend him some cookies a nice bite. It make out a dozen and then, finally, back to work.

course, are the 11 steps, you have lost time and do it at the speed of light: the monster is lurking and can not get Ribecco, this time you have a great motivation. Decide, in the meantime, do not do lunch, because practically the calories you've already made up ... and evaluate the possibility of cleaning house as extra effort to eat ... Meanwhile, the Monster is stretched over your head and creates a very unpleasant feeling of "brick" of 200 kg on the eyes ... so that write, read or just listen to music at the PC becomes one of the worst torture ever tolerated.

12.30 hours to re-open the dancing. The Monster is pushing for a quick drink and fast, one and two yogurt, so as not to encumber, you think. In reality only serve to make you loosen the strings of the stomach. Thus able to get two packages of crackers (always full and without salt, never) with 120 grams of salted ham from Tuscany. And while we're at, why do not Berci on a good multivitamin juice ????? Skip the coffee, do you remember last week's high blood pressure and references to the pm, just if I miss it absolute. In

pm housework tengon you away from the galley. The fixed idea is always present, and the desire to ingest something as well, but you've made the decision to clean up and move on. Up to about 16: you absolutely need a coffee .... and since you're there, you get well down on the couch, relax and, unequivocally, uncontrollably, I would say RANDOMLY, you find yourself next to the jar of cookies. None of that, from the usual biscuits "are always on a diet." But the monster knows that today you are helpless .. and so you stand up and smear it over a quantity of jam each cookie as good as a plate of pasta with wild boar sauce ... Resume the

your face, the head continues to hammer on the forehead, you're worried because you feel sick for the food, but tonight while you prepare something for dinner, and then what's stories, you've eaten all day like a polar bear? And so, while dusting the desk, you drop your eye on the calendar and know everything ....

.... YOU ARE IN OVULATION AND YOU CAN NOT, NEVER, defeat the monster ...

So go out, go to the supermarket and you buy dried fruit to munch on after dinner in front of a good movie on the pc .... well aware that the monster this time be filled by an empty stomach, and you will end, however, for the next 2 days with a big headache and digestive problems ... and that in 28 days or so we will try again!

Ah, struggling to be women!

0 comments:

Post a Comment