Friday, July 24, 2009

When Does Your Cervix Open For Menstruation

from an empty stomach.::. fable.::.

A carpenter and his assistants traveled in search of material when they saw a gigantic tree.

- We must not waste our time - he urged them to master carpenter. - To cut it, take a long time. If we want to make a boat, it will sink, so heavy is the trunk. If we decide to use for the structure of a ceiling, the walls must be exceedingly strong.

The group went on. But one of the trainees said:

- a tree is so great and you do not need nothing!

- You're wrong. The tree has followed his destiny in his own way. If it were equal to others, we would already be cut. But because he dared to be different, will remain strong and alive for a long time.

(Paulo Coelho)


Dedicated to those who have decided to be himself, despite everything.

Dedicated to me, because I remember that, somehow, I have to stay consistent with my decisions ...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Wedding Cards Messages Funny

40 years and not hear!! Independence Day

Already, yesterday, 40 years ago ... I was so small that I could not even understand ... but now ....
course, I have celebrated all day singing this song ..... and maybe sing like that!



And then, well ... she is always there watching us pale and silent ... and we are here to invent words and notes for her .. we are really in love, eh?




(as this?)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Will Injecting Lorcet Kill You



Yesterday I was at Villa Demidoff to celebrate July 4th with the Tuscan-American Association.
And I came out a lot of questions ...

Why not celebrate June 2?
I do not celebrate in a way intended to celebrate the administrative and bureaucratic. I'd always really wanted to go to Rome, the parade, but so then I always said I'd see a lot more on TV and so I always have. But emotion is not the same ....
Here there are parties and / or celebration on June 2, if an exception is made for parades policies, not so fair, where they waved banners that do not bring all the colors of Italy, indeed. There are only these boring things, where you always say the same things, have fun at all, but Italians do not feel just right or left.
Last night there was only a political moment: when the console made the speech on the flag, about America and on Americans, thanks for the opportunity to "feel at home in such an important day. They were not Democrats or Republicans: AMERICANS WERE ONLY.

Why do not we have fun as people last night?
Last night I saw people of all ages dance country songs (with all the rules of the dance, so that if I knew a bit 'of Hully-Gully danced too), I saw his 70's come to take us to force the guest party, I saw 16 year old singing and laughing and joking .. beer or smoke and nothing strange, just to have fun. Yes, the Americans remained in Baby, have left a place in the young child and still love to have fun ...
We do not dance at parties: we are strictly on the wall or pole. Who can dance and is attacked as being triggered by some epithet, no matter what, but if you take it home or, worse, on the job. Ultimately, it danced smoothly, but if you unleash under the stage with rock ... "You did DRUNK "....

Why do not we involve the organization and we only criticize?
last night even children, were brought after esssere horse and I did the race and tug of war games with the plasticine, were involved in a very serious moment: they had to do curls the ribbons were then adjusted so as to make a kind of rosette and the kids they were going to "sell" to the guests (the nominal price of 50 cents) so everyone had something American's day .... the children were very serious, careful not to spoil the tapes, and very proud of it! Here, a good organization that makes the mothers if they have a quiet Stano ciaccolare each other ....
We are the only pens with colored balls ... apprehensive children and mothers in cages attached to the networks ... of sound and fury and resentments and threats ...

BJ last night told me that we are different, the culture, the history of all the centuries that we carry with us .. they are a young people, they will have time to "calm down" ...

Yes, but in the meantime LIVE!